Customer Reviews: Tiger Style February 13, 2010 Wizard Helloooooo!
Duh, these underoos ROCK! OMG I'm so in love w/these that I bought 2 pairs! Jeez it's like I totally have work in this totes stuffy (straight) office with all these closed minded people that I'm like, if only you knew that underneath this fierce office casual costume I'm wearing the most HOTT underwear they would be like, Nathan those are so you! DIVA! ;)
Sooo, heres the 411. I've taken ALOT of photos of myself (and my BFF JORDAN) wearing these (and less) and I look SO AMAZING! Like, red carpet bitches SHUT UP! WHATEVER! LOL... So 4REAL I'm wearing them right now and I'm SOO ready 2 get my party on ROTFL!!!!!! I hope I can score some free drinks tonight shaking it, CHARLES<33 ! ... and hope fully I can actually meet a boy that has a brain on his shoulder for realz! and for once ! LOL So GET these whilse there still a good deal yall... WORK IT! :P
L9R!
How long will this be lasting? February 13, 2010 Tomas K. Bohan 1 out of 3 found this review helpful
2009 was a great year for me and my fiance, i had everything going for me. At The start of 2010 i was to get a promotion at the bank i work at. My boss sent me to our head offices in Dallas to finalize the deal. While i was on my business trip i had met a nice women named Celeste, she was a cocktail server at the bar in the hotel i was staying at. We slept together the second night i was in town. i felt horrible. The next morning i woke up and told her it was a mistake and that i had a fiance, and we could never be together and never to mention it to anyone.
She seemed to understand and gave me a pair of Ed Hardy 'Tiger With Swords' underwear. My Trip was over and i went back home. A couple of weeks later things started to fall apart for me. My fiance left me for a man who was half as tall as me and who im sure had both male and female genitalia. My promotion at work fell though and i got fired. I had nothing. All of these horrible things started happening to me when i met Celeste. I tried calling the hotel to find her but the lady at the front desk said nobody by that name has ever worked here.
God Bless Ed Hardy February 13, 2010 Adam F. Vieyra 4 out of 5 found this review helpful
This underwear changed my life.
Not too long ago, I was in a rut. I was overweight, underemployed, and entirely pathetic. My weekends consisted of eating frozen pizza after frozen pizza in my dark, smelly apartment and watching bad TV until my eyes hurt. I became obsessed with high school girls volleyball on the Fox Sports Network. I'd google the names of the teenage players whom I deemed most fundamentally sound and stare longingly at their facebook profiles, wishing I had their agility, their gumption.
I hated myself and my stupid underwear.
All that changed when a package arrived on my doorstep one afternoon. It wasn't addressed to me, it was addressed to Kris Gridley, the guy who lived in my apartment before I did. But, inspired by the cavalier play of Oakfield Academy (who had just upset Long Beach Poly High three sets to one) I threw caution to the wind and opened it anyway. And boy oh boy, I'm glad I did!
It was as if my soul began to "roar!" The moment I pulled these briefs over my thighs I believed -- nay, I knew! -- that this world was mine! I joined a gym, got in shape and started crotch modeling. (See that crotch in the picture up there, that's me!) I also started my own business (an internet think tank for the socio-politically elite), and it cracked the Fortune 500 in January!
Yeah, it's been a wild ride, and my Ed Hardy Men's Tiger With Swords Boxer Briefs have been with me every step of the way. Unless I'm crotch modeling, I simply do not take them off. Ever. From Moscow to Milan, from Nantucket to New Delhi... I even shower with the Tiger.
Thank you Ed Hardy Men's Tiger With Swords Boxer Briefs, thank you so, so much.
PS: Don't worry, I found Kris Gridley and bought him a pair of his own. Last I heard he was dating Dayana Mendoza, Miss Universe 2008!
she sprung a leak February 13, 2010 Dominic Fawcett (San Diego) 2 out of 2 found this review helpful
I don't know what it is but there's somthin about a tigers mouth warped right around the tip of my d**k that reminds me that life is short and I truly believe that ed hardy takes that into consideration whilst making their phenomenal clothing line. I mean our days are numbers we can't be wearin the same ol skibbys day in and day out, and seriously once any lady gets a look at these bad boy boxah-briefs its gonna be like "Attention all panty town citizens evacuate immediately while you still can the damn has broken and this whole city's gonna be under water in no time"
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