Customer Reviews: Tiger Style February 13, 2010 Wizard Helloooooo!
Duh, these underoos ROCK! OMG I'm so in love w/these that I bought 2 pairs! Jeez it's like I totally have work in this totes stuffy (straight) office with all these closed minded people that I'm like, if only you knew that underneath this fierce office casual costume I'm wearing the most HOTT underwear they would be like, Nathan those are so you! DIVA! ;)
Sooo, heres the 411. I've taken ALOT of photos of myself (and my BFF JORDAN) wearing these (and less) and I look SO AMAZING! Like, red carpet bitches SHUT UP! WHATEVER! LOL... So 4REAL I'm wearing them right now and I'm SOO ready 2 get my party on ROTFL!!!!!! I hope I can score some free drinks tonight shaking it, CHARLES<33 ! ... and hope fully I can actually meet a boy that has a brain on his shoulder for realz! and for once ! LOL So GET these whilse there still a good deal yall... WORK IT! :P
L9R!
God Bless Ed Hardy February 13, 2010 Adam F. Vieyra 4 out of 5 found this review helpful
This underwear changed my life.
Not too long ago, I was in a rut. I was overweight, underemployed, and entirely pathetic. My weekends consisted of eating frozen pizza after frozen pizza in my dark, smelly apartment and watching bad TV until my eyes hurt. I became obsessed with high school girls volleyball on the Fox Sports Network. I'd google the names of the teenage players whom I deemed most fundamentally sound and stare longingly at their facebook profiles, wishing I had their agility, their gumption.
I hated myself and my stupid underwear.
All that changed when a package arrived on my doorstep one afternoon. It wasn't addressed to me, it was addressed to Kris Gridley, the guy who lived in my apartment before I did. But, inspired by the cavalier play of Oakfield Academy (who had just upset Long Beach Poly High three sets to one) I threw caution to the wind and opened it anyway. And boy oh boy, I'm glad I did!
It was as if my soul began to "roar!" The moment I pulled these briefs over my thighs I believed -- nay, I knew! -- that this world was mine! I joined a gym, got in shape and started crotch modeling. (See that crotch in the picture up there, that's me!) I also started my own business (an internet think tank for the socio-politically elite), and it cracked the Fortune 500 in January!
Yeah, it's been a wild ride, and my Ed Hardy Men's Tiger With Swords Boxer Briefs have been with me every step of the way. Unless I'm crotch modeling, I simply do not take them off. Ever. From Moscow to Milan, from Nantucket to New Delhi... I even shower with the Tiger.
Thank you Ed Hardy Men's Tiger With Swords Boxer Briefs, thank you so, so much.
PS: Don't worry, I found Kris Gridley and bought him a pair of his own. Last I heard he was dating Dayana Mendoza, Miss Universe 2008!
she sprung a leak February 13, 2010 Dominic Fawcett (San Diego) 2 out of 2 found this review helpful
I don't know what it is but there's somthin about a tigers mouth warped right around the tip of my d**k that reminds me that life is short and I truly believe that ed hardy takes that into consideration whilst making their phenomenal clothing line. I mean our days are numbers we can't be wearin the same ol skibbys day in and day out, and seriously once any lady gets a look at these bad boy boxah-briefs its gonna be like "Attention all panty town citizens evacuate immediately while you still can the damn has broken and this whole city's gonna be under water in no time"
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